I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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