I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I've blown a few things in my day
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Help. Why am I so naked?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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