therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Dignity is for republicans.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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