: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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