I just saw a hot homeless man
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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