Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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