Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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