Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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