At least make sure they are 18
Why
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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