So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.