My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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