so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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