how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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