I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Also, beer. Big fan.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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