So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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