I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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