our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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