all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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