Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
The feeling are messing with the penis
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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