i always forget guys have bellybuttons
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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