So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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