If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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