just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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