So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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