So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize