I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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