"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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