Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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