Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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