Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
soo... how was my night?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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