i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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