Three words: puerto rican gang bang
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
The struggles of a small town man whore
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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