He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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