Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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