You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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