One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
this beer tastes like vomit already
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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