Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
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