we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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