I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I am naked and annoyed.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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