Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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