Porn is love you can see.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize