It was confusing and full of hummus
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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