So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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