what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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