I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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