Don't you send me to vm
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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