I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
only if we run a train.
done.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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