So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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