The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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