So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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