Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
only you would photoshop your dick
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?