My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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