3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?