Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness