Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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