I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?