Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious