it was like his penis was on wheels.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER