Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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